brainfood.

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via andrewquo)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via andrewquo)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(Source: fightme-pgoon, via trust)

suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!

(via andrewquo)

bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

(via amandapleasestop)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

(via trust)

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